UPDATE: Apparently this article was based on fake news, we wrote it before we learned about the fake news.

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Early this morning, President Obama made what could very well prove to be the most

At a press conference today, Ted Cruz told reporters that he will endorse Donald Trump for President if he

After signing it, Gov. Gary Herbert holds up a copy of the bill to a cheering crowd at the

DES MOINES, IOWA A full scale investigation has been launched following a discovery of potential corruption in the Iowa

Donald Trump has broken all kinds of norms during his presidential campaign, but today he just went to a

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we

An artists rendering of what Ted Cruz would look like with makeup. (Dennis System / AP) Des Moines, Iowa

Donald Trump meeting with Joe Arpaio on Tuesday. Today Trump announced his decision to make Arpaio his VP running